PLAH!!

I love spicy food. I have eaten suicide wings. I count hot, hot curry as one of my favourite dishes.

And yet, here I am, humbled by a simple radish.

I expected a zing, a tingle maybe. Instead I got a full on olfactory overload of horseradishy bitterness, sour and painful to the tongue that is unexplainable...simply, this radish was pure evil.

So, I spat it out and tried another, as, surely, two radishes couldn't taste so goddamn awful, right?

Wrong.

I was picking teeny pieces of radishy spray out of my keyboard for an hour. That's the last time I trust a Fraggle.