Spam Genius

Because of a completely antiquated system at POW, I only receive email in text format. I can select to read in HTML if needs be, but the default it text. So today I received some Viagra spam or somesuch and was about to delete it when I decided to view it as text. And this is what I saw:

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I'm pretty sure this could win a Nobel. Better than that plebian Elfriede Jelinek with her musical flow of voices and counter-voices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's clichés and their subjugating power.