Three weeks from my last post...

I hate posting in constant "update" mode, but to be honest, I can't say I really care to blog right now. For anyone who cares, here's the update:

1) My wedding coordinator threatned to sue me for libel because I told people she was useless as tits on a bull (which she was) and she responded that she was only like that because I was the worst human being alive (which I wasn't). She tried to discredit everything I said by saying that I was a bridezilla and nothing I said had any weight. That's what you get when you tell the truth, I s'pose.

2) Life lessons learnt (from February 23rd - March 15th inclusive) = 8

3) I have determined that I don't need half of the things that I own, because we have hardly unpacked anything and I'm not really missing much.

4) I have found out that I am to receive a very large inheritance from my grandmother. How large? I don't know. But I've been told it's big. I'd be happy with a cup of coffee and half a twinkie right now, to be honest.

5) My mother moved in with a bloke. Actually, he moved in with her. He sounds nice. Time will tell (as they've only been dating for 2 months)

6) I can't think straight, I'm so busy at work.

7) I attended a funeral for a 6 week old baby boy, which was harsh. But I am glad I didn't get pulled up to see the open casket, I would have achieved total meltdown at that point, I believe.

8) We have so many gift certificates from the wedding, all at stores that have nothing we want to buy. It's kind of nice / annoying.

9) My dad wants to give me his wedding present on Monday. Breath is being held. I'm pretty sure that it's something like a savings plan. Go Dad.

That's it. There's more, but I don't care to elaborate. Sorry.