Monday Morning Math

Number of phone messages from K over the weekend: 3
+ Number of phone calls from K over the weekend that MF accidently picked up: 1
+ Number of phone messages and calls from K over the weekend that I ignored: 4
- Number of times during phone calls and messages that she mentioned anything to do with my engagement / me / apologies: 0
/ Number of times during phone calls and messages that she mentioned the dates she is going on: 5
= realization that I don't give a flying rats ass: priceless