The last time I...

• Read a book for fun: 3 months
• Saw my Grandmother: 1 year, 1 month
• Ate a twizzler: 1 year, 8 months
• Went skinny dipping: 1 year, 10 months
• Went to a movie and didn't think it absolutely blew: 1 year, 7 months (it was "Love, Actually", incidently)
• Thought about cake: 10 seconds
• Was pleasantly surprised by either of my parents: 6 months
• Said "I love you": 3 hours and 28 minutes
• Got a present: 21 hours
• Went on the swings: 4 years, ten months
• Ate something for a dare: 12 years, 1 month
• Made a mix tape for a friend: 6 years, 11 months
• Thought about cake: 5 seconds
• Drank too much: 1 month, 13 days
• Got down: 2 days
• Wished someone would just disappear: 1 day
• Did a kind and completely unselfish act: 6 months
• Cursed: 32 minutes
• Did something knowingly and wittingly illegal (jaywalking not included): 10 years
• Had my picture taken: 8 days
• Cut my own hair: 14 years