A lighter tone...

Realizing that my last posts (ok, except the one about being beaned by an imposter purse) have been a little down, I've decided to quantify what an idiot I am. Seriously:

• I own sheep slippers. Shaun from Wallace and Grommit in fact.
• Everytime I see a chicken (living or artistically represented) I say "CHICKEN!" really loud, and in an annoying tone.
• I hum the Mission Impossible theme song every time I see a squirrel.
• I call one of my cats "Monkey". The other is "Big Boy". Real names have been withheld to protect the innocent.
• I watch America's Next Top Model.
• I do a great impression of Cartman from South Park.
• I karaoke Britney Spears songs.
• I cry while watching Saturn commericals.
• I hate S*x and the City (I know, I know, I know...)
• I keep a squeezy cow on my desk. His name is "Squeezy Cow".
• I read advice columns every day.
• I fantasize that I'm going to get "spotted" while out and about. For what, I don't know.
• I want a Survivor Buff.

I will add more. Much more.