Irrationality, Part I: I Need It / I Want It

I Need (the essentials of life):

• More money
• Coffee in the morning
• To pee
• A Tim Horton's Boston Cream Donut when I'm on a road trip
• Thongs
• A vacation (usually around April)
• Paper clips that have those little grooves on them so they hold your paper together better
• MB
• Contact Lenses
• Love
• Gloves
• My cats
• Groovy tunes

I Want (the innane):

• Something designer. Just once.
• A bunny
• An office
• To drink really good champagne. A lot.
• A big, honking diamond ring. Actually, any kind would be nice.
• My mummy
• Twin Peaks to come back
• To make everyone happy
• Kids (stupid, stupid, stupid)
• To know what happened to The Evil Ex
• Handcream that costs more than I make in a day
• To stay in an ice hotel