Another example of MB living vicariously through my present purchases...

Actual conversation with MB, Saturday afternoon.

Me: What are you getting Doug for Father's Day?
MB: Dunno. What are you getting your Dad?
Me: Dunno. Maybe a swift kick in the teeth. What do you buy for the man who has everything?
MB: A socket set.
Me: Wouldn't the man who has everything have a socket set already?
MB: You'd think so...but he doesn't.
Me: Does he need a socket set?
MB: Yes.
Me: Does he know what a socket set does?
MB: Unlikely.