4pm Haiku

My nose is all blocked
It's getting hard to breathe now
I've got no kleenex

There's no water here
Not even bottled water
The taps are lukewarm

I share a stapler
It's as annoying as hell
This ain't "Office Space"

I'm seeing a house
It costs way too much for us
But hey what the hell

My Sunday is free
That's strange because I
always double book

I'm meant to research
stuff on the internet but
I'm writing haiku