Fortune cookie fortunes I would like to receive

• Tomorrow is the day that you will not be charged for your coffee
• Your airmiles will accrue
• There is a bikini that fits in your future
• Your wedding day will be sunny
• Your missing earring is stuck in the lint drawer of the dryer
• You will be let home from work early today
• That cheque you wrote won't bounce
• The lock-out will end before next season
• Your Christmas presents will be totally awesome
• A wise man once said "Call your mother" and you will ignore him
• It's never as bad as it first looks